Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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