He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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