I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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