If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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