you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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