2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
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I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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