he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
i drank out of a bidet.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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