Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
it was like his penis was on wheels.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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