You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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