my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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