Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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