Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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