There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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