My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
are you so shy because you have an std?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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