Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
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OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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