their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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