so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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