I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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