I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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