some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
