just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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