bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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