what if I'm pregnant?
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I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I think your dad took our porno
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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