my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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