Im at strip club and am horny
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Congratulations! We have a period
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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