stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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