How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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