Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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