I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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