I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize