Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
