How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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