anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
