what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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