are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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