I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
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Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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