some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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