I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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