No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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