i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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