just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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