I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
