P.S. I can't hear my feet
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.