HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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