It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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