I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Randomize