so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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