i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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