Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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