This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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