Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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