I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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