i love accidental penises.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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