well you can't waste a boner
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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