Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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