I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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